I never make phone calls. If I am meant to talk on the phone why are there SO many convenient ways NOT TO?!
So, on the rare occasion I do call someone they assume someone is dead or I am on fire.
Today, I called someone to have this conversation.
Me yelling: I am driving to the airport and there are PRAIRIE DOGS!
Them confused: okaaayyyyyy?
Me still yelling: just prairie dogging all over the place!!
Them still confused: ok
Me realizing they don't get it and still yelling: I have never seen one just...where it lives and I thought it was a piece of wood that looks like a prairie dog then I saw a bunch of them just doing that prairie dog pose IN REAL LIFE! Outside.
Them: I am at Home Depot.
Me realizing they are not sharing my joy: I gotta go. I was just excited and I needed to call and yell about prairie dogs
Them: kbye
Some people just do not appreciate my joy in wandering the world.
